King Tut Hotel

This was my hotel in Cairo. Eigth Floor. Sometimes the elevator works and sometimes it doesn’t. When it doesn’t work I took the stairs but I had to watch out for stray cats and stray cat poop, like everywhere else in Cairo. $18 a night for a double room with a private bath. You can stay at the Hilton down the street for $100-200 a night but if there’s a bomb that goes off in Cairo, you can bet it will be at the Hilton and not at the King Tut. There are other benefits – the owner can probably get you anything your perverted little heart desires and you’ll meet other Americans and Brits and Italians and French and …