Sometimes, Ethel and I go out pubbin’ at places down the street from our house. The best thing may well be that we don’t go pubbin’ alone when we go. We go out with other pubbin’ types. Fortunately for me, the amount of pub brew that my wife has drank in the last year hasn’t been enough to fill a paper cup. This has saved me significant sums of money on drinks and cab fare. I should thank my wife publicily for helping me save money in this way. I think I will.